Bob Eager has been published in Leaves of Ink, Right Hand Pointing, Rusty Truck, Camel Saloon and The New Beatnik. Bob also appeared in ASU Canyon Voices issue #13 with a poem called Deleted Hindsight. Bob also gives messages on a Charisma Corner video segment.

In the speech entitled 'Stay Awkward, " also called 'How to Get People
to Admire You From A Safe Distance '. You will learn to rise at
least one notch above your own personal mediocrity .

Call it selective mutism yes disputed by science but that will not stop
me Mr . Eager from explaining this excuse uh condition er disease ."
Cough into your hand and tell those around you that you suffer from a
disease. Then explain it is a social anxiety they will most likely step
away from you .

Do not confuse selective mutism with mutation or tell people you are a
selective mutant because that will be a conversation starter. "Also this is
one of the rare times you can say it is a selective mute situation and not
a moot situation. " Remember go into your own head and stay out there in
the layers of the atmosphere like Troposphere, Mesosphere . Exosphere,
Stratosphere or
Thermosphere .
Don't stay there literally but metaphorically and figuratively.
"Stay out of the lithosphere its to crusty . "
Side notes other concepts like ‘Demeanors of Deception’ is where ‘The
first impression is the worst beware of it as a personality mirage .

ANother the Placebo Elixir Effect is a potion that does


not do anything but people will think it does. Plenty of other concepts
in this groundbreaking speech that should be subtitled Greatest hits. Such
as making a peanut butter sandwich and spreading your influence. Peanut
butter will become a world wide phenomenon. Finally after this program ,
you will begin living your life as the oddity your friends and family have
grown to accept or at least tolerate .

Don’t Be Dormant:
Resist the...
Hostility in Complacency,
Resentment in Sufficiency
Malevolence in Passivity ;
Shrug off the-
Comfort in Animosity.
Or Snugness in Antipathy,
Remember the..
Convenience of Enmity;
Nothing Worse than a
Detestation in its Initial Facility?
Respond in full-
Conclusion.
Simple? Don’t Be A Doormat!